“That’s Bullsh*t Jenelle!” quote from her Mom

March 14 8:00 p.m.

I wasn’t a fan of MTV’s “Teen Mom” until I began watching the trials and tribulations of one of the most idiotic teen moms of all – Jenelle Evans (Teen Mom 2).

I know it’s kind of pathetic of me to keep watching Jenelle make the same mistakes over and over again, but I find her stupidity entertaining. In addition to never learning from her mistakes, Jenelle always plays the victim, blaming others instead of taking responsibility for her countless mis-steps in life.

Her first mistake of course was not using contraceptives and getting pregnant at the age of sixteen. Very soon after her son Jace was born, Jenelle wasn’t willing to give up getting high and partying, so her mother took on the responsibility of raising Jace. Jenelle gave her mother full custody of Jace, which as far as I can tell was the only wise decision she’s ever made.

In 2013, Jenelle met Nathan Griffith, a guy she found on an online dating site, and after two months they moved in together and decided to have a child. Great – another child that her mother will probably have to raise. In fact, Jenelle did get pregnant even though she was potentially facing eight months of jail time from a previous drug arrest. I guess being pregnant and perhaps giving birth to a child while in jail didn’t bother her. Turns out that her jail time was waived due to a plea bargain in the case. Nevertheless, who in their right mind would plan a pregnancy knowing that they might be facing eight months in jail (not to mention only knowing the father for a couple of months)?

In addition to her many bad decisions, Jenelle has an illustrious criminal record:

October 15, 2010


Arrested for breaking and entering, possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

March 27, 2011


Arrested for misdemeanor accounts of assault and affray.

August 8, 2011


Arrested for probation violation after testing positive for marijuana and opiates.

January 10, 2012


Arrested for making harassing phone calls and threats to former roommate. She seems happy and proud of herself in this mugshot.

January 16, 2012


Jenelle didn’t make it a week before being arrested again for violating a domestic violence protective order. Another happy faced Jenelle in mugshot.

March 5, 2012


Arrested for cyberstalking charges (on her former boss). It seems like she gets happier the more she is arrested based on this and the last few mug shots. Cyberstalking is fun!

June 24, 2012


A more serious Jenelle in this mugshot and more serious charges: possession of marijuana, drug paraphernalia and a controlled substance. Obviously, rehab didn’t work for Jenelle.

April 23, 2013


A very somber looking Jenelle in this mugshot. Not so much fun anymore, particularly when facing charges of heroin possession (with intent to sell/manufacture/distribute), possession of drug paraphernalia and simple assault.

May 20, 2013


Arrested for missing a court date. She turned herself in after a warrant was issued and obviously was happy to do so as evidenced by the grin on her face in the mugshot.

August 12, 2013


Despite reaching a plea to keep her out of jail for heroin and Percocet possession in April 2013, Jenelle was back in the clink again for failing a random drug test. Jenelle was smiling again in the mugshot most likely because she was stoned. She only tested positive for marijuana.

December 14, 2013


A not-so-happy and pregnant, 21 year-old Jenelle in mugshot. This time she got into a fight with her current boyfriend (Nathan Griffith, apparently the baby’s father) and locked him out of the house. She was arrested for “breach of peace” after the neighbors called the cops.

Maybe one of these days Jenelle will start learning from her mistakes but until that happens (or MTV boots her off the show), I will keep watching her on Teen Mom 2. I have a feeling I will be watching the show for a long time.


3 thoughts on ““That’s Bullsh*t Jenelle!” quote from her Mom

  1. Philly Mom

    That’s EXACTLY what and where the problem lies. So many people are watching and following her on various social media networks, that now Jenelles head is SO far up her ass, that she can’t change. Season 5 almost didn’t make it solely due to her antics and being a liability for MTV. Thank goodness there will no longer be a 6th season, because all this from day one has only ENABLED her to spiral downward. I am in no way blaming MTV,. She is going to make the same choices regardless, but now she is hungry for attention. Jenelle has leaked stories to people so she could make money. Cortland has stated that they split the profit for at least one, and it should be verified bc she is bound by contract with MTV making her actions wrongful, so technically, if MTV wanted to, Jenelle could be sued.

    I think that everyone should boycott this crazy, drug addicted, attention seeking, unfit, poor excuse of a mom who chooses to have her life watched yet wants to play the role of being “bullied” by the same people who have helped her reach her “fame”. The show was to raise awareness about teen pregnancy! How could she be considered a Teen Mom when her mother has full custody of Jace?? I will fight as hard as I can, to make sure that Jenelle Evans NEVER “earn” another cent through her “fame”. No one wants to see her have a spin off such as “Being Jenelle”, or something to do with a huge wedding to Nathan,…ect. GROW UP JENELLE AND BE A MOTHER! USE YOUR BRAINS, GET A JOB, AN EDUCATION, ANYTHING! II

    1. debblogs Post author

      You’re absolutely right Philly Mom. I’m not helping matters, like many others, who would rather watch the train wreck than the train chugging peacefully down the track.

      Be assured however, that Jenelle isn’t getting any fan mail from me and I’m not a friend on her Facebook page!

      I sincerely hope she gets her act together soon, but I’m doubtful.

      Thanks for your insightful message.



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